Tom's Menu



TAKE YOUR TUMMY FOR A STROLL
THROUGH OUR BURGER ALPHABET...

AMOROUS DESCRIBES OUR REGULAR BURGER. YOU WILL LOVE OUR FOUR OUNCES OF JUICY GROUND BEEF SERVED ON A TOASTED BUN WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, PICKLES AND DRESSING.

BEWARE OF THE BLUNDERING IDIOTS WHO DECIDED WE SHOULD HAVE A CHEESBURGER THAT IS REALLY CHEESY, SO WE PULLED THE DOUBLE WHAMMY AND NOW YOU GET BOTH AMERICAN AND SWISS CHEESE.

CURIOSITY, COURAGE OR CRAZY, ANYONE NUTTY ENOUGH TO PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON A BURGER CAN DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES.

DEDICATED TO TICKLE YOUR PALATE, WE OFFER THE MUSHROOM BURGER. WE USE REAL MUSH.

EVEN I HAD TROUBLE EATING THE WHOLE THING. A HALF POUNDER ON A FRENCH ROLL WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS.

FRUSTRATING HOW WELL OUR INTERNATIONAL BURGER HAS CAUGHT PEOPLE'S IMAGINATION, BACON, ORTEGA CHILI AND SWISS CHEESE.

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, IT'S THE JALAPENA BURGER. WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?

HOW ABOUT SOMETHING DIFFERENT? TRY OUR HAWAIIIAN BURGER WITH THE GREAT TASTE OF GRILLED PINEAPPLE. Mmm GOOD!

I RECOMMEND THE BACON FOR A DELIGHTFUL TREAT. (WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN?).

JUST A DARN GOOD BURGER WITH A GENEROUS PORTION OF SAUERKRAUT ON IT.

KIDDING AROUND IS OK BUT THIS ONE IS RIDICULOUS. NO ONE EATS A BANANA BURGER BUT APES. (WANT TO MONKEY AROUND?)

LEAVE WHILE YOUR AHEAD WOULD BE APPROPRIATE ABOUT NOW. BUT FIRST, TRY OUR RANCH BURGER WITH HEARTY BBQ SAUCE.

MIND OVER MATTER! TRY OUR SPICY MUSTARD BURGER, IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. THEN IT WON'T MATTER.

NEVER TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU DON'T LIKE TERIYAKI. NOBODY'S PERFECT! A SPECIALTY AROUND HERE.

OTTER BURGER WITH SOUR CREAM AND HORSERADISH SAUCE. AFTER YOU'VE EATEN IT, YOU WISH YOU HAD CHOSEN AN OTTER ONE.

PUT SOME PAZAZZ INTO YOUR LIFE, TRY THE PIZZA BURGER.

QCUMBERS ON A BURGER. IT'S LIKE A BOOMERANG, IT KEEPS COMING BACK ALL DAY LONG.

READY BURGER WITH OUR CHILI AND BEANS ON IT, AFTER YOU'VE EATEN IT, YOU'RE READY. THAT'S AS FAR AS I GO - YOU HAVE TO FINISH IT YOURSELF!.

SPROUT INTO A NEW ADVENTURE WITH SOME ALFALFA ON YOUR BURGER

TACO BURGER, TANGY TACO SAUCE AND CHEESE. MEXICO NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD!

U BETTER BE CAREFUL WITH THIS ONE. COLE SLAW IS SLIPPERY, SO HANG ON TIGHT.

VEGETARIAN BURGER. THE ORIGINAL GARDEN BURGER PATTY ON A TOASTED BUN WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS.

WISH WELL SPECIAL. CREAM CHEESE WITH CHOPPED OLIVES. THIS IS THE ONE THAT MAKES YOU WISH YOU WENT SOME PLACE ELSE.

XCUSES ARE NOT ACCEPTED FOR ORDERING THIS MESS. WHO EVER HEARD OF A CLUB BURGER? TURKEY, BACON AND SWISS CHEESE.

YUMMY AVACADO, LOOKS LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. ALL GREEN AND WRINKLED. (ARK ARK)

ZEST AT ITS BEST. THE WHOLE POUND IN ONE BURGER. LIVE IT UP! AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND...

SANDWICHES

GRILLED CHEESE
COLD BEEF
COLD HAM AND CHEESE
COLD TURKEY
CREAM CHEESE,
OLIVES ON MUFFIN
FISHWICH
B.L.T.
PATTY MELT
BACON AND AVACADO
JUMBO HOT DOG
W/BACON & CHEESE

VEGETARIAN

AMERICAN & SWISS CHEESE, AVACADO, OLIVES & SPROUTS ON SOUR DOUGH

DIET PLATE

BURGER PATTY, COTTAGE CHEESE AND TOMATOES.

BASKET LUNCHES

SERVED WITH COLE SLAW AND FRIES

CHICKEN . SHRIMP . FISH

SALADS

TOSSED GREEN

CHEF #1

HAM, TURKEY, CHEESE

CHEF #2

BEEF, BACON, CHEESE

COTTAGE CHEESE & PEACH

TOM'S SPECIAL SALAD

AVACODO, BELL PEPPER, ONIONS, SPROUTS, PICKLES, HARD BOILED EGG AND TOMATO ON CRISP GREENS.
Printable copy of Tom's menu

BREAKFAST

SERVED WITH HOME FRIES, HASH BROWNS OR FRUIT CUP, TOAST AND JELLY.
NO BREAKFAST SERVED AFTER 10:30 AM

TWO EGGS
SAUSAGE AND EGGS
BACON AND EGGS
HAM AND EGGS
EGGS TORO
CHOPPER

OMELETTES

HAM AND CHEESE
CHILI CHEESE
MUSHROOM AND CHEESE
DENVER
BACON, AVACADO
AND CHEESE
CHEESE
SAUSAGE, MUSHROOM
AND CHEESE


VEGETARIAN

MUSHROOM, ONION, PEPPER, TOMATO, CHEESE

TUBBY TOMMY

BACON, ONION, SAUSAGE, MUSHROOM, TOMATO, CHEESE

DIET SPECIAL

TWO POACHED EGGS ON MUFFIN AND 2 BACON

FRENCH TOAST SAN

TWO FRENCH TOAST, 1 EGG, 2 BACON OR SAUSAGE

PAN SAN

TWO CAKES, 1 EGG, 2 BACON OR SAUSAGE

STACK (3)
SHORT STACK (2)
FRENCH TOAST (EGG BREAD)
SIDE OF HAM
SIDE OF BACON OR SAUSAGE

SIDE ORDERS

FRIES
1/2 ORDER FRIES
COLE SLAW
TOMATOES
COTTAGE CHEESE
TOAST
ONION RINGS
1/2 ORDER ONION RINGS
MUFFIN

DRINKS

MILK
COFFEE
HOT CHOCALATE
SOFT DRINKS
JUICES
TOAST
TEA
DECAF
CHILD'S DRINK (NO REFILLS)